The
Royal National Lifeboats Institute (RNLI) is the charity that saves lives at sea.
As required by the Charity Commission, it defines its objects as:
FIRSTLY ... TO SAVE LIVES, PROMOTE SAFETY AND PROVIDE RELIEF FROM DISASTER AT SEA AND, SECONDLY, TO SAVE LIVES, PROMOTE SAFETY AND PROVIDE RELIEF FROM DISASTER ON INLAND WATERS
When I'm not
laid low I like to go scuba diving and instructing around the UK coast and have one occasion been involved in an RNLI operation. They are an amazing service and save myriad lives per year through sheer bravery by volunteers. The Charity Commission
webpage on the RNLI shows them to have 42400 volunteers compared with 1332 staff. I feel it is my duty to donate to them on a regular basis, given that I may need their assistance one time in the future.
What I don't want them to do is to spend any money funding quackery - it turns out that they appear to have been funding a 'trial' into the
homeopathic treatment of weaverfish stings.
Weaverfish are a small spiny-backed fish that annoyingly like to hang around just under the sand in shallow water with their fins sticking up. Weaverfish snacks and small children end up getting stung which can bring up to 30 mins of pain, which is remedied against by placing the sting site in hot water.
Now, the Cornwall College Camborne are investigating as to whether a 200c preparation (remember that's diluted 1:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
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000 or 1:10^400) of bee sting given in tablet form would have any effect. The homeopathic treatments were provided by Helios Homeopathy (Avid readers will no doubt remember that Helios were quite happy to
sell homeopathic remedies and prophylactics for Malaria - potentially fatal, of course - without a shred of evidence to show efficacy, because none exists. The MHRA have since forced them to remove the offending products from their shelves).
The website links to any results for 2006 and 2007 give you a 'bad link' result, so I tried phoning a few people. Firstly, RNLI (BeachGuards) PR HQ - they had never heard of the study, secondly the chap who was running the 'trial', David Retford, was not for answering his phone. His
webpage in the College Cornwall website does have some results though, from 2007.
We find out that n=24 for 2007 with 59 in 2006, so at any rate the result is not worth a whole lot. His results state:
the time to it took for participants to leave was less in group A: an average of 18.19 minutes (homeopathic group), as opposed to 19.71 minutes in group B (placebo group).
He claims that the 'rate of pain relief' is significant at p=0.051. I claim that with n=24 the whole thing is pointless and one and a half minutes is neither here nor there.
As with the
Natural History Museum getting involved with Homeopathic databases, the RNLI is lending its very good name to be associated with quackery who will no doubt wear the badge with pride. The RNLI is there to save lives (their own mission statement) not to fund quackery.
David Retford also requests:
We need further funding from both the College and the RNLI to continue.
I will be writing to the RNLI and to try and make sure this doesn't happen.
Thanks to
David Barratt and other Bad Sciencers for the heads up on this.
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