Any tabloid heading that starts 'Is this....', 'Could this be...' etc. can be safely answered 'No'
Usually from the hallowed pages of the Daily Mail, things like this often arise in the red tops with disappointing frequency.
I thought it was perhaps worth a revisit, as the urge to ask these sort of questions is no longer limited to the tabloids - the Guardian is getting in on the act with such wonders as
So it's perhaps less fawning the average DM entry, but still utterly pointless.
EDITED 8/7/08: Thanks to Rachel on this post for introducing this Daily Mail Headline Generator. All in the form of questions, all politely following Dr* T's First Theory ;)